Wood Family History

 

Newsletter No. 8: May 2001

Three more of the family have come on line this month: Chris Payne (Lyell), Maureen Robb (Wood), and Stephen Wood. This makes the number of family receiving this letter 42, mostly by e mail so if you want any addresses I probably have them. I am sure that they would like to hear from some of you. 

A new photo of the Robb family has been added to our web site so make a visit on http://www.familiesunearthed.com/wood/. On the site also you will find an audio of both Hilda & George (added by Rob). If you are having trouble with the quality of the audio which I did at first, contact me I had trouble but can now get good reproduction. 

Don't forget articles & news items always required.

JUNE BIRTHDAYS 

5th Simon Camish 
12th Stephen Thomas Wood  
17th Victor White 
17th Zachary John Wood 
21st Christine Marie Payne 
22nd Teresa Hilda Woestyne 
22nd Anthony Victor White 
26th Vincent James Wood 
27th John Stanley Wood 
27th Dale Christine White 


JULY BIRTHDAYS 

2nd Brian Woodhead 
2nd Lachlan James Turnbull 
5th Pauline Joan Turnbull 
8th Daniel James Wood 
11th Maureen Barbara Muir 
13th Christopher Edward Turnbull 
16th Michael Charles Bellman 
19th Stephanie Ann Collins 
21st Helen Maree Bellman 
24th Kevin James Turner 
27th Madison Kathleen Wood 
28th Anthony John Robb 
29th Alicia Clare Lyell 
30th Brent Edward Woodhead 
30th Lesley Jane Bellman 


FAMILY PROFILE: 


FAMILY NEWS 


The Irish Guide to Medical Terms and Their Meanings 

Artery------------------------------------The study of painting 
Bacteria----------------------------------Back door to the cafeteria 
Barium-----------------------------------What undertakers do after doctor's treatment fails 
Bowel-----------------------------------A letter like A,E,I,O or U 
Caesarean Section-----------------------A district of Rome 
Cat Scan---------------------------------Searching for kitty 
Cauterise---------------------------------Made contact with her 
Colic--------------------------------------A sheep dog 
Coma--------------------------------------Punctuation mark 
Congenital---------------------------------Friendly 
D & C--------------------------------------Where Washington is 
Dilate----------------------------------------To live long 
Enema------------------------------------------Not a friend 
Genital------------------------------------------Not Jewish 
GI Series---------------------------------------Soldier ball game 
Grippe-------------------------------------------Suitcase 
Hangnail----------------------------------------Coat Hook 
High Colonic----------------------------------Jewish religious holiday 
Impotent----------------------------------------Distinguished, well known 
Labour Pain------------------------------------Getting hurt at work 
Morbid--------------------------------------------A high offer 
Nitrate--------------------------------------------Cheaper than day rate 
Node-----------------------------------------------Well aware of 
Outpatient----------------------------------------Person who has fainted 
Pap Smear---------------------------------------Fatherhood test 
Post Operative----------------------------------Letter carrier 
Prostrate----------------------------------------Flat on your back 
Recovery Room--------------------------------Place to do upholstery 
Rectum------------------------------------------Damn near killed him 
Rheumatic---------------------------------------Amorous 
Secretion-----------------------------------------Hiding something 
Seizure--------------------------------------------Roman emperor 
Tablet---------------------------------------------A small table 
Terminal Illness----------------------------------Getting sick at the airport 
Tibia-----------------------------------------------Country in North Africa 
Tumour--------------------------------------------More than one more 
Urine-----------------------------------------------Opposite of "you're out" 
Varicose-------------------------------------------Near By 
Vein------------------------------------------------Conceited