Wood Family History

 

Newsletter No. 7: March 2001

Birthday Milestones: In April Fred Turnbull will be 65 he can then retire and Peter Wood will be 40, in May Thomas Lyell will be 21 

Quote of the Day: Time may be a great healer, but it is a lousy beautician 

Joke of the Day: Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was up to he asked, "What are you up to then Tim?" 
"My goldfish died " replied Tim tearfully, without looking up ,"and I have just buried him" 
The neighbour was concerned " That's an awfully big hole for a gold fish, isn't it?" 
Tim patted down the last pile of dirt then replied" that's because he is inside your bloody cat" 

and also Tim arrived home from school in tears, When his mother inquired what happened at school he told her that the teacher had asked all those who wanted to go to heaven to put their hands up. 'You put your hand I hope" she asked. "No" he sobbed." You told me to come straight home" 


Family Profile: Kevin James Turner

D.O.B. 24th July 1953
Resides in Boronia Victoria 
Occupation: Various, finished a Plumbing Apprenticeship in 1974, and worked in the trade around Australia until getting a job as a maintenance plumber at a hospital in Saudi Arabia, spent 12 months in Saudi, where he met Liz who was working there as a midwife. They were married in the U.K. and lived there for 2 years and moved to Australia in 1985. The next couple of years were spent learning what he could about leadlighting from his father. After working in the trade until 1996 he headed to W.A. and got a labouring job at Telfer Goldmine, then to Tindal Airforce Base in the N.T. until rupturing a disc in his back at the end of 1997. He has not been working since, and is looking at something not involving bending/lifting etc. He says there must be openings for a fat, bald, 48year old, hasbeen somewhere. 
Children: Ian who is 14 in April and has size 12 hoofs to help send the leather airbag on its way, he follows Geelong (as Kevin does since South Melb went to Sydney). He loves most sports, played basketball, T ball, had a go at tennis for a while, and a couple of months boxing, but now it's footy or cricket every season. 
Hobbies/ Interests: Watch Ian play both sports, reading, music and aviation (Kevin didn't mention that he is a qualified pilot -ed.) 
Favourite Entertainer: Norman Gunston. 
Favourite C.D: Senor Blues, Taj Mahal 
Favourite Movie: The Nutty Professor (Jerry Lewis) 
Favourite TV Show: Test Pattern 
Favourite Holiday Destination: Northern Territory 
Favourite Meal: Pies 
Favourite Book: The Celestine Prophecies 
Car I Drive: Kingswood 
Famous Person I would like to dine with: Charles Kingsford Smith 
Event that I would like to do at the Olympic Games: Javelin 
Pets: Ian has an 11 year old black female Labrador named Tina 
What talent would you like to have: What else do I need? 

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