Wood Family History

 

Newsletter No. 17: November 2002

 

A list was attached to the email version of this newsletter, detailing information of our ancestors from John Wood (George Wood's grand father) up to and including the grand children of George and their spouses. This information has been researched by several people and Rob & I have collated it. Some information is missing and some may be incorrect so I would be glad to hear from anyone with more information or corrections to the list. If you want to get a copy of this list, please contact me.

Monthly Jokes

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?"
The farmer replies, " I'm trying to win the Nobel Prize."
" How?" asks the man, puzzled.
" Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize....to people who are out standing in their field."

A husband was advised to assert himself, "You don't have to let your wife henpeck you. Go home and show her you are the boss."
Of course the husband accepts this advice. He rushes home, slams the door, shakes his fist in his wife's face, and growls, "From now on, your taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when I get it on the table, go upstairs and lay out my best clothes. Tonight, I'm going out with the boys and you are going to stay at home where you belong."
And another thing.....you know who's going to comb my hair,adjust my pants and then tie my bow tie"
"I certainly do," says his wife calmly....
"The undertaker!"

Family Profile: Leanne Mary Richards



Birthdays

( December)
3rd Sarah Lauren Wood
9th Deborah Ann Lyell
13th Hilda Wood
16th Alexa Rheann Prawdiuk
25th Anna Lorraine Robb
27th Maureen Robb
27th Rhys Kane Woodhead
29th Mitchell James White

(January)
2nd Thomas Avery Lyell
7th Sharon Mary Prawdiuk
8th Shannon Tracey Lyell
10th Penelope Rose Wood
12th Sean Leslie Collins
12th Andrew John Collins
14th Maureen Angela Wood
15th Christopher Francis Robb
23rd Brian John Turner
27th Melanie Camish
29th Reginald Regalado
30th Daniel Thomas Lyell


ENOUGH

A father and daughter were fairwelling each other for the final time and said to each other " I wish you enough" what they were saying was: " I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright. I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more. I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive. I wish you enough pain so that the smallest joys in life appear much bigger. I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting. I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess. I wish you enough ""Hello's" to get you through the final " Good Bye"
I wish you all enough